fmylife
short for ‘f-ck my life’. fmylife is a website dedicated to creating entertainment and enjoyment from others’ unfortunate circ-mstances and glorifying such moments for the world to see.
fmylife allows its visitors and/or members to post ‘fmls’, or short snippets containing one painful ‘f-ck my life’ moment from that day. each fml must begin with ‘today,’ and end with ‘fml.’
as of march of 2009, submitted fmls are moderated by the site’s users first, and a select few are then chosen to be sent to fmylife moderators. once site moderators approve fmls they are posted on the homepage.
an example fml: “today, i walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother’s vase. i said, ‘accidents happen.’ she replied, ‘yeah, like your birth.’ fml”
“today, i went to fmylife.com and realized my life isn’t as f-cked as i thought. i wasn’t happy about that. fml”
this term refers to the website fmylife.com. here it means f-ck my life. it can be used in any bad situation you encounter. it basically means that it sucks to be you.
i just slipped on ice and broke my tailbone, fmylife!
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