fo-oh-fi
a freeway in los angeles, stretching from irvine to near san fernando. used to transport a high volume of los angeles citizens, including but not limited to business men and women, government officials, bat wielding blue collar “criminals”, baby daddys, and common coffee shop workers who sell ecstacy on the side. known to be heavily populated during “rush hour” peaks and notorious for its sometimes uneven terrain, which can cause car malfunctions.
“tell me why im drivin on the fo-oh-fi, my hood fly up, cracks my windshield!”
“i dont know why. were you high?”
“b-tch, you know i don’t smoke til i get to work!”
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