foam hammer
another way of calling someone a tool, however as a tool is a useful item this could be construed as a compliment. a foam hammer on the other hand is a tool that would be completely useless.
that guys is a foam hammer, he can’t even drive a car!
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a s-xual maneuver where a corporation f-cks you up the -ss for 40 cents. starbucks added this foamy dollop to my latte, and they started charging an extra $.40 for it?!
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any type of hot drink which is drunk to warm you up ‘do you want something from the kitchen?’ ‘just a fognog please’
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greatest motherf—in boss ever. jyo, the way fabio takes chips is so folio. opposite of chuch; something that is sh-tty. pretty much anything bad. i was chillin at some restaurant and this chick showed up in all black. dat b-tch was folio as h-ll.
- folklorist
an individual who studies folklore and/or folklife for a living. often identifiable by their peculiar clothing, meager incomes, and the ability to talk about how “everyday stuff” is actually pretty cool and meaningful in larger scheme of things. as a profession, you could say that they are the ultimate collectors and bearers of tradition. tom: […]
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