Fob slap


the act of screaming “du ma!” like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. then violently slap the victim till satisfied.
girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?…
guy: du ma!!!
-fob slap-
girl: ow wtf!…oh h-ll naw. i’ve just been fob slapped. fml.

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