focalbating


when using a camera with an adjustable lense, the action of adjusting the lense in and out repeatedly, causing a similar motion to that of pleasuring one’s self…
carlton was trying to focus his shot and was having trouble, he got a little carried away and enjoyed zooming in and out a little too much… will proclaimed- ‘stop focalbating carlton banks!’

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