foetus jacking
a practice developed on the london railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. it involves confronting male p-ssengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.
female p-ssenger: “can i please have your seat. i’m pregnant.” (whole carriage stares at man)
male pssenger: “stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. i’m gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo”
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