Folderlanche
a form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. a folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.
note: a folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly ‘binderlanche’.
simon was chimping with a russian sailor when a freshly-flung t-rd struck a t-tanic stack of folders containing all of the former’s barry manilow p-rn. the ensuing folderlanche left big ivan disfigured, and simon ginger.
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