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• folgers

  expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone. i woke up crying this morning. that folgers smelled awful v.t. to replace with a substandard subst-tute who folgered my coffee? the best part of waking up. the best part of waking up, is folgers in your cup. […]

• Creme-de-la-crap

  the cr-ppiest of the cr-p j.j hickson is creme-de-la-cr-p

• fojar

  the number situated between fleen and ten in the marshian number system. a popular nursery rhyme ‘bah bah black sleep have you any wool?, yes sir yes sir fojar bags full’ edwah looks towards unsuspecting, slightly chunky english teacher- ‘hmmm fleen?, fojar?’ a number between nine and fleen ( ten on the normal number base) […]

• fold and reuse

  while in the midst of wiping one’s tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it. brian: “man, i was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day…and it wasn’t a very good one. i was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe […]

• folkerts

  when somebody is being licked constantly in the belly b-tton by a cow until their belly b-tton has been chafed off. hey that guy is getting a folkerts. to think like a cow. cow brained. “man that noob is such a folkert” or “hey that guy is really acting like a folkert….what a jerk”

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