folkerts


when somebody is being licked constantly in the belly b-tton by a cow until their belly b-tton has been chafed off.
hey that guy is getting a folkerts.
to think like a cow. cow brained.
“man that noob is such a folkert” or “hey that guy is really acting like a folkert….what a jerk”

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