follicularly challenged
a baldy individual
the victim was able to identify the perp because she remembered he was follicularly challenged.
verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or s-xual equity.
he’s so follicularly challenged that he couldn’t get laid if
he’s so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
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