foma
harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.
they make you feel good and are the basis for kurt vonnegut’s fictional religion “bokononism”.
1) prosperity is just around the corner. 2) don’t worry, you’ll get back together.
beneficial lies.
all religion is foma.
fear of missing out
i dont really feel like going out to the bars tonight but i have foma.
food coma. to need a nap after eating large amounts of food.
after thanksgiving dinner i slipped into a heavy foma.
stands for “fear of missing a shot”. like fomo (fear of missing out).
fomas applies to photographers, videographers, and timelapse photographers. someone with fomas is constantly seeing things how they imagine their camera to see things, and looking for photos, videos or timelapses everywhere. they must always have their camera out, and normally switched on.
person 1: “duuuude, put your camera away and come and enjoy the party”
person 2: “sorry bro, cant because of fomas”
fresh out of my -ss
elgin: hey i met a bunch of fobs today.
snothands: well i see a piece of sh-t in mah face right now
elgin: say what you calling me a piece of sh-t!@#!@#!@???
snothands: yeh you foma son! go back to da toilet.
the feeling of fatigue or tiredness after eating a large meal. derived from the words “food” and “coma”
after a large lunch, i was in a foma at work.
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