fomite


an erudite scientific term for an object carrying – and conveying – germs. used when intellectual superiority vigorously needs to be -sserted to compensate for x (where x ∈ a, and a is one of many insecurities) or when one gonna have to choke a b-tch.
my ex is a dirty fomite! i got the aiiiiddsss from y (where y ∈ b, and b is a set of english pr-nouns)!

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