fon-don’t
a tragic fondue error. while at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don’t.
keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. she committed a major fon-don’t.
somehow, chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. he was wearing a fon-don’t on his sleeve.
troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don’t.
a tragic fondue error. while at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don’t.
keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. she committed a major fon-don’t.
somehow, chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. he was wearing a fon-don’t on his sleeve.
troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don’t.
the act of proceeding with intercourse, despite the apparent presence of pouch cheese. named aptly due to the similar concept of dipping meat into cheese, -ssociated most commonly with fondu.
– “brit had some serious pouch cheese going on, and said it wouldn’t be cleared up for a week or two”
– “what did you do bro?”
– “i told her i wasn’t waiting that long, so let’s just say we had a little guy-meat fondon’t”
– “sick bro! congrats on getting your cheese wings!!”
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