fong

to receive an insult from someone but dish out a much more brutal action/response in return.
“dude, i can’t believe you banged that guys sister who said you looked ugly. you totally fong’ed his -ss!”
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to strike or more specifically kick, taken from the film ‘a knight’s tale’ where it is used by the character watt (played by alan tudyk)
i will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. pain! lots of pain! (watt to chaucer)
n. to kick the cr-p out of.

taken from the movie, “a knight’s tale”, where they seem to use that word a lot. especially watt. and chaucer.
“i’ll fong you in the -rs-!”
verb. to beat mercilessly.

noun. a game in which c-ke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
i wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out…
verb.

to hit in the head any amount of times with a wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape.

different forms: fong (the act of fonging), fonged (the act of fonging in the past), fongler (one who fongs), fongling ball (the wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape that is used in the act of fonging), fongled (the term used by a person to describe the instance in which he or she was fonged), the fongled (those who have been fonged.

origins: variation of the “fong” in a knight’s tale.
i will fong you!

different forms: i will fong you! i fonged him yesterday! you are such a fongler! i found the fongling ball! i have been fongled! they are of the fongled.
{originating from hong kong}

(adjective)

1. making reference to wealthy chinese men that are able to afford a lifestyle that far surp-sses any logical sound financial reasoning.

(verb)
2. to consistently select the best, most expensive, most sought-after, most desirable, most difficult to acquire items, without hesitation.
1. how can he afford a million dollar home in the city, drive an m3, raise 2 kids, buy his wife plasma necklaces, and buy vintage guitars without a job? – that’s so fong…

2. i don’t know what to do… i really can’t afford this… and i could actually get by with something cheaper and of lesser quality. – dude,… just fong it.
the combination of the words “faux” and song. use to describe songs which employ beats and rhythm, but no actual singing.
used in a sentence: “omg, have you heard kesha’s new fong?” or “omg don’t you love that new g6 fong”
a person full of useless information that you adds nothing to the conversation, except way too much time, to your story. this person likely spends way too much time on google and may even be caught reading the dictionary. a good use of this person is to distract bothersome tag-alongs when you go to the bar.
person 1: i love sushi.
fong: did you know that sushi originated and j-pan and that the koreans are the second best handlers of fish in the world?