Fontanelching
sucking the s-m-n out of the fontanel (the soft spot in the top of a newborn baby’s head) after the fontanel has been used for s-xual gratification.
“mr. wooster, please take greater care when fontanelching. you have dribbled c-m, blood and brains all over your dinner jacket.” sighed jeeves.
“well, having s-x with a baby’s heads and drinking the s-m-n from it is pretty standard operating p. at the drones club, jeeves.” bertie exclaimed with relish, “and one can hardly fontanelch tidily”.
from “the s-x offender’s register of the woosters”
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