Fontanese


the ancient language of the fontanoza people. once used back in 100b.c. p-ssed down from generation to generation, the fontanese language lives on. many scholars have tried to break the fontanese code, but to no avail. only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.
i wish i could speak fontanese.

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