Fontlebury
someone who can’t just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. a fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point.
mike: yo playa, you get my email?
larry: yeah man, what’s with the font? do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
mike: yeah son, that’s how i roll.
larry: that’s about right…you’re such a fontlebury.
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