foob
a completely made up slang term that has never ever been used by any living human being other than lynn johnston in her horrible comic strip, for better of for worse. it is supposedly a hybrid of the word fool and b–b.
april patterson: “you’re such a foob, mom!”
ellie patterson: “well, you were an accident.”
april patterson: ::stunned silence::
term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake b–bs. often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.
“it’s been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy.”
fake b–bs. b–bs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.
that chick has foobs
noun: fool, b–b, specifically a cross between a fool and a b–b.
“that joe is a complete foob.”
referring to fat b–bs.
if you loose some weight your foobs could definetly go from a d cup to a b cup.
meaning fake br–sts. coming from the slang word b–bs. when a woman pays good money to have there br–sts enlarged, or put into shape.
people might say, “oh that jordan, yeah foobs”
or finally admitting to your partner that yo have foobs.
also, “foobs cost way to much nowa days. when i got foobs…”.
when a woman’s br–sts sweat so profusely that they begin to smell like feet.
d-mn, amy got some foobs.
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