food baby

when stomach is so full with food its starts to swell, causing you to look pregnant.
girl1-hey,are you pregnant?
girl2-nope,just a foodbaby.
when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant
jeez! i ate so much, i look like i am having a food baby!
when a person, typically a thin one, indulges in a large amount of food which makes their stomach stick out from the fullness as if they’re pregnant.
in the movie juno:

juno: i’m pregnant.
leah: what? honest to blog?
juno: yeah. yeah, it’s bleekers.
leah: it’s probably just a food baby. did you have a big lunch?
juno: no, this is not a food baby all right?
a bloated, enlarged, or extremely full abdominal region after having eaten an exorbitant amount of food. food babies generally cause discomfort and possible gas or embarr-ssment, but are unavoidable on occasions such as thanksgiving.
i ate a chocolate cream pie this morning, and i’ve had a huge food baby all day.
after you eat, the fattyness in the lower abdominal area. can be mistaken for 3-4 monthes pregnant
i have a foodbaby!
1. a lower abdominal region so bloated from overeating or poor eating as to be distended, round, hard, or otherwise resembling the abdominal region of a woman in the later stages of pregnancy.

2. an episode of defecation preceded by a particularly heinous cramping and/or gas experience wherein one’s intestines feel as though they have been stretched beyond capacity, one’s colonic and/or -n-l region may or may not experience tearing, and sweating is likely to occur. panting, groaning, screeching or crying out may occur, and a period of rest is generally required afterward, the length of which being dependent on such factors as (a) size of food baby in weight and length, (b) duration of labor, and (c) general fitness prior to delivery.
1. “mom, do you still have your maternity pants in the attic? i at so much turkey this thanksgiving that i think i’ll be expecting a food baby at some point between this evening and tomorrow morning.”

2. “someone put an extra roll of scott and a bottle of ice chips in the bathroom. john just went into labor and his food baby is ready to join the world.”
you ate so much, you feel as if you’re pregnant. also, your stomach sticks out m-ssively.
dude, i ate so much i have a food baby!
a t-rd, dump, bowel movement, fecal defecation. much harder to give birth to than an actualy human baby.
dude i gotta run to the toilet to give birth to a food baby!

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