food canoes
floating human feces
and, thats what happened. i shat standing up in the carribbean ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. the funny thing about p–ping in the ocean is that cr-p floats. i could feel the t-rds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time i cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. this is when i would push her or tackle her. i was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.
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human feces that is floating
and, thats what happened. i shat standing up in the carribbean ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. the funny thing about p–ping in the ocean is that cr-p floats. i could feel the t-rds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time i cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. this is when i would push her or tackle her. i was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.
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