Food fitting
the act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their d-mned food.
person 1: -drops food- “5 second rule!… i mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule…. f-ck this 30 second rule!”
half an hour later…
person 1: “1800 second rule…!”
person 2: that’s not what you dropped, you f-cking food fitting r-t-rd.
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