Food Nazi

noun-
one who insists on dictating what others should call themselves based upon their diets. the food n-z- usually is very insecure and desperately strives to belong to an “elite” group of people (usually vegeterian or vegan), causing he/she to try and exclude as many people from that group as he/she can, by resorting to lowly and immature insults.
food n-z-s should be approached with care, as their unstable and volatile state of mind could cause them to burst out into violence if they are of the suspicion that the other person is better than them, which is true for 99.99% of the population.
bob: “mmmmmm! this seafood plater sure looks tasty!”
joe: “f-ck you -sshole!!!! if you eat fish you’re a pescatarian! i’m a vegan, i’m amazing and morally superior to everyone everywhere! i am of equal rankins to g-d because i don’t eat anything animal! you’re a stupid pescatarian!!! f-ck you!!!”
bob: “yo chill dude…..stop being such a f-cking food n-z-! you sound just like that aaron macgregor on facebook…what a douchebag!”
a rockefeller foundation-funded “elitist” who advocates “fat taxes” (ex. cspi), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. meme roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. meme roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. cspi and the center for consumer freedom).
food n-z-: the citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

me: genetically-modified foods and aspartame and msg and trans fats are your reichstag fires, you rockefeller-funded food n-z-s! you’re just like the rothschild-funded n-z-s!

food n-z-: pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! we do not receive rockefeller funding! we never advocated trans fats! anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

me: h-llo?! march 1988 nutrition action newsletter article t-tled “the truth about trans: hydrogenated oils aren’t guilty as charged”?!

food n-z-: don’t make us sic our ss stormtroopers, i mean the police, on you and tase you!
someone who loves controlling the larder. see carol in bb8
that carol is a right food n-z- – she’s moaning about the lack of piccalili again!!
a person who tries to influence the types of food other people eat, like to eat, or are legally able to eat. uses propaganda, taxes, statutes, insults, lectures, and other types of persuasive tactics to achieve this goal. usually follows a diet that is vegan, raw vegan, vegetarian, gluten free, all organic, fair trade, locally sourced, low sugar, low fat, anti-trans-fat, anti-salt, or some combination of these.
well, the food n-z-s are trying to outlaw happy meals again. big surprise…
a man who wroks at the reggie lewis center during track meets, patrolling to make sure that no one is eating any food or drinking anything other than water inside the building.
the food n-z- said we could either chug the rest of our apple juice or throw it away.
when you were in like 2nd through 4th grade you always had this one lunch lady that wouldnt let you eat your f-cking ice cream before your sandwich!
friend: oh yeah i think ima break out the oreo sandwich
you: better watch your -ss the food n-z- is right there.
friend: dammit.
-gets caught-
food n-z-: ohhh little boy you better eat your sandwich before you eat your ice cream!
friend: -cries-
this food lion in fuquay varina, nc, where the front end mgr is german and of j.a.p. descent and all she does is yell at -ssociates in front of customers, har-sses -ssociates that it gets to the point where the federal government will have to get involved, acts immature (literally like a high school student) where only high school people are attracted to work there bc of the nearby fuquay high. i would not recommend anyone to work there because not only these reasons, in addition, she only cares bout herself, and her daughter who dates a tar baby wh-r-monger and nicole’s granddaughter who her father is a stupid tar baby.
person 1: i can’t believe that we shopped at this store where the “food n-z-” has yelled at other -ssociates in front of customers, and she gets away from it.

person 2: oh yes, i know who you’re talking about. someday, “hitler” is gonna get a gun on her head, robbed and killed and the store is gonna catch on fire with a flamethrower.