Food Towel
a towel that is used to cover your lap while eating and work in a pc, playing a video game, watching television etc. it is part bib, part washcloth, and keeps food off the furniture and your hands clean.
d-mn that food towel came in handy while wolfing down that bucket of kfc and playing ffxi on my laptop.
dufus, you got gravy all over the tv remote. where the h-ll is your food towel!
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