Food Trauma
when you eat a certain type of food, but you have an unpleasant experience, such as finding a bug in your food or eating spoiled food.
roger: this one time, i started eating egg and cottage cheese when i noticed something was wrong with the cheese… i looked at the expiring date and found out it expired a week ago… it happened like 5 months ago and i haven’t ate any cottage cheese since then!
bill: that’s a pretty bad food trauma!
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