Food Wanker
a person who is convinced their way of eating provides their body with the best nutrients to keep them healthy. they can usually be found in health food stores bragging about their superfood quinoa, chia seed m-ffins that are sugar, dairy, wheat, soy and preservative free. you will need to give them a run down of every ingredient in everything you cook for them. they’ve done the whole30 more then once, and dream about rob wolf & kris kresser. they are p-ssionate about food and take it upon themselves to bore others with mini rants about how fat doesnt make them fat and the ‘sad western diet’ is killing them.
emily: lets just order in some pizzas when mel gets here
tilly: nah we can’t, mels a food w-nker, she wont eat it.
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