Fooderbate
eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-s-xual
last night i wanted pizza so bad but i was broke and only had a loaf of bread so i fooderbated about pizza while i ate boring toast.
i fooderbate about lobster all the time.
to fantasize about good food while eating cr-ppy food. similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.
“did you see that dominos pizza commercial? ooooooh i want pizza now. too bad i am broke. i guess i will eat toast and fooderbate about pizza.”
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