foodgasm

when someone moans whilst eating food they dub “delicious” or “salivating” (just suggestions ;-; )
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bob sat down and ate a chocolate bar moaning and moaning. he couldn’t take it any longer and started shouting out and moaning the said food’s deliciousness.
this is what occurs when you are eating a particularly enticing food. you get so excited to eat it you practically -rg-sm, thus resulting in a foodgasm. some instances of this may include:
1. becoming weak in the knees
2. eyes rolling back in head and moaning while possibly shouting “this is so f-cking good!!”
3. taste so overwhelming you have to take breaks between bites to keep from shutting your system down.
the smooth taste and texture of the turkey swiss potbelly sandwich was enough for ronny to have multiple foodgasms.
the euphoric sensation upon tasting amazingly delicious food.
that dessert was so good i had a foodgasm
often had by foodies or very stoned people, it’s the incredibly satisfying feeling you get immediately following the first bite of something that tastes really good. could be steak. could be cheez whiz. it is exactly the epicurian delight you needed at that particular time.
woah, my girlfriend and i had simultaneous foodgasms at that new restaurant last friday!
(n) an event occuring upon the consumption of some incredibly tasty food. usually contains many random vocal noises including, but not limited to: moans, sighs, screams of joy, etc.
also, random facial expressions may be included.
dude, that homemade cake gave me a huge foodgasm!
the awkward moment your hungry, and you see food. you go to the food and make sounds when you eat the food cause its good. almost like a food b-n-r
“hmmmm. this food. its so good”
“dude, are you getting a foodgasm?”
“yes. this food’s awesome!”
the feeling you get after taking several bites out of a delicious snack which is so wonderful that it causes a pleasurable feeling of enjoyment and satisfaction within each and every bite.
mike: “you should of seen ted’s face man.”

bill: “really?” “haha!” “what did it look like?”

mike: “he was sporting the oh face. a total food-gasm from those blueberry m-ffins he found in his cabinet!”
foodgasm: defines the process by which a person has extreme pleasure while eating something delicious, followed by moaning sounds while the person bites into it and chews.
maria got foodgasms while eating a deep dish pizza in chicago.

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