foodie porn
foodie p-rn is comparable to the concept of “regular” p-rn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing s-xual content.
instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
foodie 1: oh, my g-d. did you see h-ll’s kitchen on the food network last night? i had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.
foodie 2: oh, you know it baby. when they made that filet mignon, i just couldn’t look away. total foodie p-rn.
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