Foodler
1. the path to salvation. 2. the purest form of convenience and satisfaction imaginable. 3. a website that compiles the websites of restaurants, drugstores, and other businesses, thereby simplifying the process of submitting orders for delivery and take-out. 4. going from “no food” to “food” in about 30 minutes. 5. better than make-up s-x. 6. breakfast, lunch, and dinner; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. breakfast, lunch, and dinner; etc.
“alyssa, clean your room!”
“not now, mom-dragon! i’m eating my foodler!!!”
an incredibly loose v-g-n- who could not receive the satisfaction her boyfriend had to offer, who then takes a p–pie and fondles herself at the same time to acheive ultimate -rg-smic state after the uneventful s-x.
john: “man, ricky snagged an interesting one this time.”
bob: “yea, i hear shes a real foodler.”
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