foof
foof = fresh out of f-cks. foof is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a sh-t anymore — even if you should definitely give a sh-t.
foof has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. it also makes for an excellent hashtag (#foof).
i’m foofing right now. do i look like i give a single sh-t?
instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, i ate an entire box of oreos and binge-watched netflix. #foof
a much less vulgar, more acceptable alternate word for the female genital area.
elex: allie, are you a virgin?
allie: no, why do you ask?
elex: cuz your foof is major tight.
the word everybody older than me used instead of “v-g-n-” until i was about sixteen. i still use it now, probably due to force of habit. even when i’m talking dirty to my missus.
me: “does that make your foof feel good?”
missus: “my what?”
me: “too late, anyway.”
a form of flatulence, often found in small unhearable noises coming from your b-tthole. similar to the “silent but, deadly” category of p-ssing gas.
ahh sh-t i just foofed.
1. difluorine dioxide
2. the sound foof makes when it reacts with pretty much anything.
the foof went “foof!” when i spilled it on the floor. now i have to explain the crater to my landlord.
an expression after the realization of an amazing occurrence.
after a wicked hot girl walks by
dan: hey paul, did you see that hot girl?
paul: foof..!
slang term for the female genitalia. much less vulagar and more acceptable than the alternative p-ssy or c-nt. most often used by girls themselves…
amy: omg, i think i’ve got another yeast infection!
kat: oh goodness, what makes you think that?
amy: well my foof smells awful bad!
max: man, i scored last night!
zak: you feel her foof or what?
pr-nounced like “foof,” f.o.o.f is a faster way of saying, “fresh out of f-cks.” this statement is used when attempting to convey just how little regard one might have toward a particular person or situation.
joe: “hey man, i hear your ex is talking sh-t about you.”
mike: “gimmie a second.” -digs around in pockets- “sorry dude, i’m f.o.o.f.”
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