foofmonster
a wildly aggressive v-g-n-monster who is known to scare small children at night in holland.
brian: omg its the foofmonster
foofmonster: gurgglee gurrgglee gurrgglee
Read Also:
- For the Giggles
doing something that’s hilarious just for the giggles. leslie sees something insanely hilarious that ben posted on fb leslie: lol that was really funny. someone’s gonna kill you for posting that photo. ben: it’s all for the giggles! a phrase that is used an excuse when all other excuses fail bruce: “let’s go see that […]
- Fossum
undescribably cool, outrageously awesome “that roller coaster kicked my -ss!.. dude it was sooo f-cking awesome!” “like regular awesome? or fossum!” “fossum”
- float the buzz
when drinking, having an occasional gl-ss of water as to not become too drunk. i had a beer, then a water. tonight i’m going to float the buzz.
- Procrasturbating
using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await. i had a paper due today, but i spent all night procrasturbating, so f-ck that noise. the act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other sh-tty, unpleasant tasks. -hey man did you write your paper yet? -well i was about […]
- gravelease
to ease off one side of the road, then quickly jerk the wheel to throw rocks and other debree on the sh-thead tailgating you. hey what’s he thinkin getting on my -ss. sh-t give that b-tch a gravelease>