Fookin’ Shankled
drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really sh-tty club or party.
olly: where did u go on friday?
ali: embrace; it was chavvy, but i was drunk enough to enjoy it,
olly: wow, you must have been f–kin’ shankled.
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