Fool’s Gold
someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.
“i fell for his/her fool’s gold before and it’s sad because i fell again.”
going down on a girl with hopes of reciprocation, when instead she says she is going to the bathroom and never comes back.
“oh man, i was pretty sure a bj was in the cards with jenny but it ended up being fool’s gold.”
“i put in my time but all i got was fool’s gold.”
the appearance of corn in your stool when you drop a deuce the day after eating said corn.
dam steve i didn’t realize how much corn i ate at the bbq yesterday. i pinched a loaf this morning and it was littered with fool’s gold.
a bowl of resin that is covered with kif in order to trick your friends.
my friend frowned as he realized that he was smoking fools gold.
a man dressed up as a woman,(used as an adjective to thwart a h-rny unknowing male from hitting on a cross-dressing male)
man 1:”yo that b-tch over there be flyyyy”
man 2:”yo brutha, slow your roll…that sh-t is some fool’s gold over there.”
a forum run by aaron.
fg’s server is running as slow as sh-t as usual.
urinating in your partner’s -sshole (can be done post–n-l s-x or just for kicks)
“i gave charlene a wicked fool’s gold last night, right after i blasted her -ss.”
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