foolshit
noun.
1. bullsh-t originating from, related to, or otherwise connected to fools.
2. usually preceded by “f-ck that-“; eg “f-ck that foolsh-t”
3. originated from an online chess player from china, whom, not knowing the rule of ‘en p-ssant’, saw his oppenent’s p-wn move behind his own and exclaimed “you cheater! that’s foolsh-t!” ironically, he was the one that was really full of foolsh-t.
“dude, cake rules. pie just can’t compete,” said dave.
“f-ck that foolsh-t!” responded inigo. “pie will f-ck cake up any day of the week!” inigo then stabbed dave and was elected president of the earth.
or
dingus: this pie is pretty good.
lumpy: this cake is so much better.
hesh: shut up! hesh wants s-x! kibbles, come here and give hesh s-x!
kibbles: (silence)
dingus: (silence)
lumpy: (silence)
dingus: (coughs)
lumpy: you sick?
dingus: no.
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