Fooping

when one is taking part in both the acts of fapping and p–ping at the same time.
because prof got caught fooping at work, he now has to be a secretary instead of working at the pool.
to browse, update status/pictures/information, or make comments on facebook while on the toilet antic-p-ting or performing a bowel movement.
i was at the airport waiting and trying to p-ss some time while fooping you.

facebook status: “is fooping” -like-
having s-x, coitus, s-xual intercourse.

an old barbadian term, still in use.

nb: in barbados, this term has nothing to do with p–ping or farting, but everything to do with s-x.
he and she were fooping under the trees.

the neighbours were fooping so loudly, it woke me up.
(verb): to have s-xy time with someone and to also enjoy their fecal matter simultaneously.

pr-nounced like p–ping except with an f instead of a p.

(noun): foop
speaker 1- i heard jack and jill went up the hill and they didn’t get the bucket of water. instead they used the bucket to clean up after they start fooping.

speaker 2- 😮 no way.
v. “facebook” posting to an unsuspecting “friend” or “wall” while privately using the toilet.

n. fooper- one who regularly combines two necessary functions in their life, social media and taking a dump.
keeping ones self occupied while using the toilet has always been a challenge. once facebook became primarily a mobile function, fooping was only a logical next step.

1) amilia can’t get to the toilet fast enough in the morning, so she can begin fooping with her friends.

2) always running short on time, fred finds that his best facebook posts are created while taking a foop in the men’s room at work.
the act of masturbation while p–ping.
i saved time today by fooping this morning before i had to go to work.
when you’re in the process of p–ping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
person 1:”so dave, let me tell ya, i was taking a cr-p the other day, and i farted while cr-pping, it was great.”

–person 2:”ya i love when then happens, did you know its called fooping?”

person 1:”really? well goshdarnit dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don’t ‘cha?”