foose
when playing fooseball, instead of simply stopping the opposing player’s shot, you take a shot as the ball is coming at you, scoring immediately. the worst way to get scored on.
it usually happens when a noob tries to shoot from the back row.
noob: “check out this shot from the back.”
boom!
me: “d-mn son, you just got foosed!”
to rest. stop.
comes from that thing that happens when the fooseball on the table stops in one of those spots where it can’t be hit.
i have the weekend off so i am just going to let it foose
the act of playing fooseball
if we foose, you will lose.
technically the word foose is a cross between the word moose, and fox, this however has no real grounding on the term.
the term “like a foose”(which is really the only acceptable use of the word) is really an evolution/complete maiming of “like a fox” ie ‘cunning like a fox’
the word is used to decribe an action that is good/crazy/exciting/not quite right/well anything, and is used as a reb-ttle/agreement to any comment p-ssed towards you or actually towards anybody in the general area (best effect when towards complete strangers)
person 1: im going to jump off a cliff
person 2: like a foose!!!
person 1: ah! somebody just threw up on me!
person 2: like a foose!
person 1: wow guy, your face looks messed up
person 2: like a foose!!
person 1: your face is stupid
person 2: like a foose!!
person 1: hey can you give me a hand over here?
person 2: like a foose!!
to fart (v)
a fart (n)
you always foose so loud after eating nachos and rootbeer.
to have s-xual intercourse.
“i want to foose that woman.”
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