Foot Cabbage
an std (sti) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. normally feet. the result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or p-n-s. the contraction of foot cabbage, or “broccoli b-lls” (due to the cabbage rash around the scr-t-m causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
foot cabbage was originally derived from the cabbage wineries of uzbekistany-czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first doc-mented case of foot cabbage.
further cases of foot cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of “broccoli b-lls”, but also “brussels sprout b–bs”, “cauliflower feet”, and even “‘tater skin”.
-all information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one doctor professor nickliss001, phd.
nick: i heard john contracted a pretty nasty case of broccoli b-lls from that sarah girl. you know, the foot cabbage one…
daniel: eww! so john is into some pretty kinky stuff then? feet s-x? gross…
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