foot-in-mouth disease
an affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.
see: open mouth, insert foot
i accidentally insulted joe’s mom right in front of her. i think i have foot-in-mouth disease.
most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the -ss.
a description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. from foot and mouth disease.
“oh, geez, i’m sorry!” bob said.
“you’ve got foot in mouth disease today, don’t you?”
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