Football Eve


the day before nfl football starts. the greatest day of the year. on football eve, your team is officially tied for first place. better than christmas eve because you don’t have to buy anyone cr-ppy gifts or see your lousy mother-in-law.
hey brian, why are you so happy today?
it’s football eve!

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