Football Factory


a movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, burberry and sh-t parka’s.

film that has more swearing that a series of the osbournes.
white boy jemal: “hey bruv! did ya watch the football factory”

dave: yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

white boy jemal: f-ckin top notch weren’t it

dave: f-ck yeah b-tch, i’ll f-ckin kick your head you muggy little c-nt.

white boy jemal: f-ck that for a laugh.
a college that basically doesn’t give a cr-p about academics only how many more b-tts it can put in the stadium. usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.
that school is a football factory.

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