football fielder
a person who looks good from a distance (such as 100 yards) but up close they are downright ugly.
“look at him he is cute”
“wait until we get closer he might be a football fielder”
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most comfortable. my bed is the comfortablest.
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to crush a pill into powder and then sniff it. damien: yo do you swallow them things? max: naa i powder push em maan it kicks in faster.
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when f-cking a girl from behind spread her -ss cheeks and shove your thumb up her -sshole and have at it. debbie can’t walk today, because paul used the power grip