Football Minute
a non-constant period of time ranging from 60 seconds to an hour
man, she said she’d be ready in five minutes. more like five football minutes.
when someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
wife: i need to run into this store. it’ll only take a minute
husband mumbles: more like a football minute.
a period of time described as one minute that will actually become several times longer, especially if due to frequent interruptions. antonym: new york minute
dude, you said you’d be here in a new york minute. that was like fifteen minutes ago. more like a football minute.
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