Football Orange
oranges cut into four quarters, which you then suck to get all the juicy bits out.
mum: jessy, have an orange.
jessy: aww but they’re gross.
mum: they’re full of vitamin c
jessy: fine, but only if its a football orange
mum: okay sweetie.
jessy: mmm
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