Foothands
a person who can’t catch anything. basically insinuating that the person’s hands might as well be feet.
that guy cannot catch. everything i’ve thrown to him he has dropped. he’s got foothands.
a term used for martial artists where a heel like growth of skin takes form on the bottom side of the hand from breaking bricks and generally hitting way to much sh-t to often.
carl: that dude just fricking broke 8 patio bricks to win the tournament.
lenny: yeah… thats amazing! he must have some mad foothand going on.
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