Footpenis


1.)when you have a foot-long p-n-s.
2.)if your p-n-s is touching your foot.
3.)if while you are walking you trip over your p-n-s.
4.)an opposite of “john hanc-ck”.
“her boyfriend has a footp-n-s.”
after having some hot and heavy s-x for large durations of time, all the blood has rushed from the feet to the p-n-s makin your feet icy as death….
ya after that 3 hours of awesome s-x, not even socks could keep my from foot-p-n-s from giving her chills
a p-n-s grafted to your foot for those with a foot fetish
girl 1: that dude has a crazy -ss foot fetish, he got himself a foot p-n-s

girl 2: omfgwtfbbq!!
the condition of having a freakish p-n-s-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.
yo, mothaf-cka, check that footp-n-s out. i could suck on that nappy -ss chuckwad til the motherf-ckin rapture, mothaf-cka.

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