Footsave
upon accidentally dropping a small fradgile item such as a cell phone, ipod, camera, etc.. a last ditch effort is made to soften the obejects impact by trying to “catch” the item with your foot, much like a stall in hacky-sack. most of the time this will not prevent the item from hitting the ground, but it will greatly lessen the impact compared to a direct drop on a hard surface, thus saving the fradgile item from severe damage such as a cracked screen, broken hinge etc..
brent: “dammit! that is the second time today i’ve dropped my new phone!”
ed: “hey well that was still a nice footsave.”
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