Footscray Bow-tie


a guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. guy finds a half empty stubbie (beer bottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl’s throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.
yo dog! i just gave this sluzza a footscray bow-tie!

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