footskie
footskie (in dutch, footsky ): slang for the act of masturbation in which an erect p-n-s is stationed between two feet (both feet are bottom-to-bottom, forming a foot v-g-n- (see f-gina )). the footskier (partic-p-nt using feet) proceeds to stroke the erect p-n-s of the footskiee (partic-p-nt with erect p-n-s) at variable speeds and variable f-gina-squeezing intensities until the footskiee either a) achieves -j-c-l-t–n or b) can no longer take the pain of the friction caused by the unsanitary, calloused feet; at which point, the footskiee d-ck slaps the footskier for not cleaning their nasty–ss feet, resulting in the transfer of fungus to the footskier’s face, rendering the footskier anti-social for the next 3 to 6 weeks.
i met that girl in a bar, and 15 minutes later she was giving me a footskie in the mens room.
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