Footy Fag
a sub human race found in all australian towns, footy f-gs are basically the australian version of chavs and townies. their culture revolves mainly around the “nrl” the australian rugby league. they are all sheep, wearing the same h-m- cloth’s they got from some surf shop and listen to the same mainstream music made by no-talent sl-t’s and “gangsters”, all footys try and imitate their football idols buy having the same gay little “solly” cut and acting like a general douche bag. they spend their spare time either jumping on each other chasing after a ball, getting p-ssed on grog they scabbed off the older footy f-gs or wasting time at the local mall yelling abuse at anyone who isn’t a footy e. g emos, goths, moshers,, skaters, nerds, geeks, artistic people, punks, people of ethnicity, arab of any kind, leb, , or anyone that thinks for themself. most often the footy males have a group of disease carrying c-mpsters who follow them around, who are apparently all so “pritty” according to each other most all of them end up doing hairdressing at taff. they disrupt cl-ssrooms and this reflects their results which are always poor, but they don’t need to study because “their uncle is gonna give em job fencing on his farm”. basically if you see a footy stab him to death before it has a chance to reproduce.
footy f-g 1- durr dum durr chris brown
footy f-g 2- durr
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footy f-g is a term me and my mates use for anyone that is popular, and love football (afl, rugby or soccer). usually pr-cks that want to start sh-t but can’t finish sh-t. they like rap, mainstream metal, and like to be all “kool” and sh-t.
they are actually the sc-m of the earth, who take pleasure in teasing the poor guy.
the poor guys are anyone who isn’t a footy f-g.
emos, goths, moshers, bmxers, skaters, nerds, geeks, artistic people, punks, people of ethnicity, arab of any kind, leb, maori, or anyone that they just don’t like.
footy f-g: hey you emo f-g sturt
mosher stu: what the f-ck did you call me c-nt???
footy f-g: called you emo. got a problem go slit your wrist and cry.
-footy f-gs laugh amungst each other-
mosher stu: -puts down bag- thats it you f-cking c-nt you better f-cking run now!
-catches the footy f-g and beats the living sh-t out of the c-nt-
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