fopmuffin
a completely awesome word that should be used by every single person in everyday conversation. a combination of the words “fop” and “m-ffin,” it does not refer to a m-ffin who acts british. in a certain poor quality dictionary, the word foppish was defined as “of, or relating to, a fop.” the word “fop” was not present in said dictionary. though the word originated as a censor to a certain other word that begins with f, its use is almost unlimited!
dude: like i was justa chillin’ in my crib. ;p
girl: what the fopm-ffin?
dude: -stops talking for a several minutes on im-
girl: fopm-ffin!
dude: was that said for a reason, or does it just mean “speak!”?
girl: the latter. :p
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